Saturday, August 23, 2008

Amsterdam

Most degenerate place in the world. You really need to be there to belive it, but we will try our best to describe Amsterdam. Everyone is smoking weed. Joints are more common in the streets than cigarettes in Las Vegas casinos. "Coffee shops" where they sell the weed are more common than Starbucks in the Valley. They even have "Smart shops" where they sell more drugs than just marijuana. We visited a sex museum where they just have wax statues of people having sex, very strange. Then in the Red Light district, there are prostitutes for sell in every window. You walk by, and they are just standing in every window in a thong bikini, selling themselves. They tap on the windows and tell you to come buy a "F**k and suck only 50 Euro". Strangely enough, some of the Pro's are gorgeous. You just need to be patient because there are alot of men and trannys.
Best part about Amsterdam, we met up with our boy Tony Ibriham, who lives there now. He showed us around and introduced us to his friend, Oscar. Turns out we all friends with Oscar as he went to Round Meadow Elementary with us! We hadn't seen Oscar since 4th grade and hadnt seen Tony since High School, so it was a great reunion. They did a great job being our tour guides and really gave us a feel for Amsterdam in just two days. They showed us authentic Dutch food, authentic bars, and an outside toilet in the middle of Amsterdam. Another very memorable stop on our European tour.

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