On our second day in France, Sam´s cousins took us to the city of Versailles, just outside of Paris. Since Gordy was a history major, you will get a summary of what the hell Versailles is and why we went there. During the 17th century, King Louis the XIV moved
the capital of France to Versailles so he could have more room to smash on girls. It is a huge castle (chateau) with many pricless pieces of art, water fountains, and no plumbing. Louis the XIV was such a baller he did his business in buckets and had slaves take the buckets out to the woods for him. In the gardens with
the water fountains, Louis the XIV managed to smash on 25 girls a day (5 at a time, 5 times a day). Oh and Louis XIV bult this place to smah on girls at a time when the French treasury was close to bankrupt. He was eventually baneshed and beheaded. Long Live the King!
On our second day in France, Sam´s cousins took us to the city of Versailles, just outside of Paris. Since Gordy was a history major, you will get a summary of what the hell Versailles is and why we went there. During the 17th century, King Louis the XIV moved
the capital of France to Versailles so he could have more room to smash on girls. It is a huge castle (chateau) with many pricless pieces of art, water fountains, and no plumbing. Louis the XIV was such a baller he did his business in buckets and had slaves take the buckets out to the woods for him. In the gardens with
the water fountains, Louis the XIV managed to smash on 25 girls a day (5 at a time, 5 times a day). Oh and Louis XIV bult this place to smah on girls at a time when the French treasury was close to bankrupt. He was eventually baneshed and beheaded. Long Live the King!
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